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  • Back Online!

    Four years ago, my website was taken over by a squatter. I have been trying to get it back each year. This year the domain expired. When I got the alert, I bought it back.To be honest, I never thought I’d own a domain with my name again. Now I’ll start rebuilding it. Drop me […]

  • Stupid People??

    Let your speech always be with grace, seasoned with salt, that you may know how you ought to answer each one. Colossians 4:6 Have you noticed that the roads are filled with stupid drivers? Everyone thinks every other driver is stupid. But not us. It’s ‘those people’. What makes people stupid drivers in our eyes? […]

  • Humpty the Rock Star

    WRITTEN BY: EDDIE SNIPES – OCT• 31•16My parents weren’t fans of cheaply made Halloween costumes. I’d look at the pictures of Superman and beg to buy one of these costumes so I could look like that on Halloween. Instead, Mom would decorate me with varying household objects. One year I was to be Humpty Dumpty. […]

  • Next Bully, Please

    WRITTEN BY: EDDIE SNIPES – SEP• 13•16 Ididn’t enjoy fighting, but sometimes it’s the only way for boys to resolve their differences. One of my best friends began as a bully that I tired of appeasing. It took two fights to convince him. He was sure the first one was a fluke, plus he had […]

  • Honk if you love Sunrise Services

    WRITTEN BY: EDDIE SNIPES – MAR• 05•16I’ve shared this before, but now it’s an Easter tradition. Enjoy the joy of childhood memories! It was Easter morning. My mother flicked on the light in my room and shook me awake. I tried to bully the sleep from my eyes with my fists, but when I saw […]

  • Daddy’s Feet Smell Like Roses

    WRITTEN BY: EDDIE SNIPES – JUL• 12•14When my oldest daughter, Emily, was four years old, I had an idea. I had a wonderful, awful idea. I taught her that daddy’s feet smell like roses. Being a man of equality and realizing that every action needs an equal and opposite reaction, I decided to prep her […]

  • Death of a Christmas Tradition

    WRITTEN BY: EDDIE SNIPES – DEC• 21•11 I knew it wasn’t going to be a happy day when I walked into the mall. Weeping children passed, ushered away by parents with hollow expressions. A crowd pressed into the police tape, craning their necks, and trying to get a view of the Christmas horror at Santa’s […]

  • Cat’s are a feline’s best friend!

    WRITTEN BY: EDDIE SNIPES – AUG• 19•11 A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me […]

  • Funny dangling and misplaced modifiers

    Animals do the strangest things. Reading a book, my cat crawled into my lap. While reading the newspaper, the cat jumped on the table. The young girl was walking the dog in a short skirt. The dog was chasing the boy with the spiked collar. The hunter crouched behind a tree waiting for a bear […]

  • Funny quotes about writing

    WRITTEN BY: EDDIE SNIPES – JUL• 02•11Here is a collection of quotes about writing. I don’t know the source, but some of these have a bit of truth. Copy from one, it’s plagiarism; copy from two, it’s research. Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they […]